easter is on 4/20 next year
blaze it and praise it
and on the third day Jesus rose high as a muthafucka
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Dorkly .GIF(s) of the Day: Super effective.
29 Facts You Might Not Have Known About Toy Story [aron]
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN
This will never get old
Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona
This is fucking awesome.
SHINY PLUSLE OMG
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